Bargewright Inn Unisex SoftStyle T-Shirt

Step aside, five-star fantasy lodges—The Bargewright Inn tee is here to celebrate the true heroes of the realm: the mildly disgruntled innkeepers and their eternally lukewarm stew. Featuring the iconic (and ever-sarcastic) sign, “Mediocrity you can count on, service you cannot,” this design is perfect for adventurers who know the value of a half-clean bed and a mysterious meat pie.
Printed on a comfortable, high-quality tee, this shirt is ideal for lazy tavern days, casual dungeon crawls, or when you simply want to let the world know your standards are charmingly average. Wear it with pride, and remember—at the Bargewright, you always know exactly what you’re getting (and that’s not much).
Perfect for:


Fans of D&D and dubious lodging


Lovers of dry humor and fantasy flair


Travelers who’ve stayed at one too many “rustic” inns


Now accepting coin, credit, or enchanted IOUs.
Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth look
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape
- Stabilized shoulder seams for added durability
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for comfort
- Ethically produced and certified for safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors