Definitely Not a Mimic Unisex SoftStyle T-Shirt

Ah, darling, feast your eyes upon this sartorial masterpiece: “Definitely Not a Mimic.” A tee of such sublime contradiction, it practically screams dangerously whimsical!
Featuring a most unsavory lavatory—complete with a salivating tongue and predatory teeth—this garment is a cheeky ode to adventurers who trust nothing, not even the porcelain throne. Rendered in bold, theatrical hues atop a pristine white stage of cotton, this wearable warning is ideal for those who dabble in dungeons and flirt with fate.
Perfect for your next campaign, brunch, or unexpectedly hostile bathroom visit. Slip into this shirt, and declare to the world: “I am fabulous, fearless, and fully aware this toilet wants to eat me.”
 Product features 
- Without side seams for a smooth look and reduced waste 
- Durable ribbed collar retains shape 
- Shoulder tape for added stability 
- Lightweight and breathable 100% ring-spun cotton 
- Ethically made with US cotton, certified for safety
Care instructions 
- Do not dryclean 
- Do not bleach 
- Tumble dry: low heat 
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Returns
Our products are custom-made and produced after order. Please note that due to individual manufacturing, we cannot accept returns unless the items are damaged or have defects. Please understand that color deviations due to differences in monitor calibration does not entitle you to an exchange.