Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Oh, my darling denizens of drama and dice! Feast thine eyes upon a sartorial symphony of unimaginable proportions—a resplendent union of medieval mischief and modern mayhem. This audacious tee takes the venerable realm of Dungeons & Dragons and unites it in wedded chaos with the unrestrained anarchy of Grand Theft Auto V.
It is, in short, a fashionable foray into glorious absurdity.
With panels evocative of stained glass yet tinged with digital debauchery, this design chronicles a campaign where fireball-wielding wizards and dual-class rogues collide with streetwise strategy and extra-legal enthusiasm. One might call it... Grand Theft Paladin.
Features Worthy of a Quest Reward:


Exquisitely soft fabric for adventuring by land, sea, or sidewalk


Striking vintage-style print, blessed by both bards and burglars


A modern classic fit—flattering for both the lawless and the lawful


Perfect for those who roll initiative and steal chariots


Whether you're charming your way through a tavern or evading the city watch with a suspiciously obtained Bag of Holding, this tee is your declaration of divine disobedience. Don it with the confidence of a warlock mid-monologue and proclaim to the world: “I cast chaos!”

Product features
- Fabric made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Durable construction with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for added stability.
- Environmentally friendly with ethically grown US cotton and Oeko-Tex certification.
- Classic fit and crew neckline suitable for various occasions.
- Features tear-away label for added comfort during wear.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors