Houses & Humans Tritan Water Bottle

Dearest hydration devotees and tabletop savants—introducing the Houses & Humans Tritan Water Bottle, a vessel so splendid it deserves its own bardic ballad. Whether you’re commanding your miniature kingdom or merely surviving brunch with the villagers, this exquisitely adorned bottle brings a touch of theatrical flair to every sip.
Crafted from durable, BPA-free Tritan, it features vibrant, crisply printed artwork that celebrates your roleplay refinement. The spill-resistant lid and foldable straw ensure your potions remain safely ensconced—no matter how dramatic the journey. Available in two convenient sizes, it’s the perfect companion for gym quests, dragon-chasing hikes, or merely escaping mundane mortal errands.
An ideal token for the gym-bound wizard, the cleric parent, or the bard with a flair for the fabulous, this bottle is more than hydration—it’s hydration with narrative flair. A wondrous gift for birthdays, holidays, or “just because I deserve it” days.

Product features
- Vibrant colors for a fun design
- Spill-resistant lid with foldable straw
- Made from durable tritan and BPA-free materials
- Available in two convenient sizes


Care instructions
- Hand wash only