"I Said I Cast Fireball!" Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Darling, prepare thine torso for sartorial enchantment with this sublimely arcane garment. Featuring a delightfully tempestuous elder wizard mid-conflagration — white mane flowing, robes aflutter, and a staff positively dripping in menace — this tee is not merely clothing, it's a declaration.
And emblazoned upon this majestic textile, in a tone that brooks no contradiction:
“I didn’t ask how big the room was, I said CAST FIREBALL!”
Honestly, it’s less a shirt and more an ethos. Whether you’re hexing your enemies, DM’ing with divine flair, or just loitering dramatically by the snacks — this tee announces your presence.
Because some of us aren’t here to measure the room… we’re here to ignite it.

Product features
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape and adds durability
- Shoulder tape provides stability and prevents stretching
- Crafted from smooth, durable cotton for perfect printing
- Ethically made with US-grown cotton, ensuring quality and comfort

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors