Low Intelligence High Destruction Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Behold—a garment that encapsulates the sublime paradox of brute-force brilliance! This tee stars an adorably menacing goblinoid darling, all cerulean charm and floral flair, cradling a spiked club with the glee of someone who’s just discovered a new way to express their "enthusiasm."
Emblazoned with the delightfully candid declaration, “Low Intelligence, High Destruction,” this shirt is perfect for those among us who eschew nuance in favor of raw, unfiltered fabulousness. It’s camp. It’s chaos. It’s couture for the chaotic.
 
Whether storming the battlefield or simply bumbling through brunch, this 100% cotton ensemble promises both comfort and comic relief. Because darlings, who needs brains when you have style and a weapon of questionable legality?
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced waste
- Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for durability
- Durable and smooth fabric perfect for printing
- Ethically made with US cotton and Oeko-Tex certified for safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors