'My Rolls Are Trash!' Unisex Softstyle Tee

For those whose fates are eternally entangled in the cruel embrace of the dice gods, this garment serves as both lament and badge of honor. Behold a most woeful raccoon, clad in the noble garb of an adventurer, despairing over yet another catastrophic roll. The phrase “My Rolls Are Trash!” emblazoned in bold, dramatic lettering perfectly encapsulates the agony of the eternally unlucky. A sartorial masterpiece for the beleaguered rogue, the sorrowful sorcerer, or the dice-cursed bard who refuses to relinquish their ill-fated destiny.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for a polished finish
- Shoulder tape for added durability and comfort
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and breathability
- Ethically produced with US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex for quality assurance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors