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The Quest for Szechuan Sauce Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

The Quest for Szechuan Sauce Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Ah, behold! A couture convergence of multiversal mayhem and medieval mischief—may I present to you: “The Quest for Szechuan Sauce” Tee — a tantalizing tapestry of Rick and Morty meets Dungeons & Dragons.

This wearable epic chronicles the impassioned odyssey of our beloved, oft-bewildered duo as they brave arcane realms, eldritch beasts, and fast-food fallacies in pursuit of that fabled ambrosia: McDonald’s discontinued Szechuan sauce. A potion more powerful than any elixir, a treasure more coveted than the Eye of Vecna.

Darlings, whether you’re rolling nat 20s or simply navigating the chaotic scroll that is life, this tee ensures you do so with gravitas and a glimmer of sauce-soaked satire.

 

The search for flavor has never been so fashionably fraught.

Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
- Classic crew neckline offers a timeless style
- Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety
- No side seams for a smooth, stylish finish
- Perfect for casual outings, gift-giving, and fandom celebrations.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

    $25.00Price
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